I was in a parade today.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
07/19/2014 at 14:35 • Filed to: None

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Walking. Got asked to chaperone my daughters' dance studio in a parade today. We were behind the Corvettes.

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Around the corner from our staging area were the classics, and the Vettes behind them

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Here's the Vettes rolling out

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My view of the start of the parade. Can't see any Vettes. :(

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AFTER PARADE TORCH BAIT!

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There was a sweet sounding Riviera GS behind us

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CHECK OUT THEM TIPS!!

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Not sure if the local redneck mudding club was trolling here or....

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Redneck Batman!!

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Spoderman too

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To balance out the mudders, a nice Tesla parked in the shadows I saw on the long walk back to the Camry.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Takuro Spirit
07/19/2014 at 14:39

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Riviera = good

Everyone involved with Glenn Motherfucking Grothman = buncha assholes


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Takuro Spirit
07/19/2014 at 14:41

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You're a good daddy.


Kinja'd!!! kincai28 > Takuro Spirit
07/19/2014 at 14:44

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Stance, yo


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Textured Soy Protein
07/19/2014 at 14:45

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I'd vote for him just because of the way that Buick sounded.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > $kaycog
07/19/2014 at 14:46

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My feet huuuuuuurt but it was worth it. I haven't been in a parade since High School.


Kinja'd!!! kincai28 > Takuro Spirit
07/19/2014 at 14:46

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I hope you're kidding about the Camry....


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > kincai28
07/19/2014 at 14:47

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We drove there in it.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > kincai28
07/19/2014 at 14:47

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DAT POKE


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Takuro Spirit
07/19/2014 at 14:47

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I don't mean to get seriously political, because that's no fun.

Let's just say that no car, even one that makes all women in a 300 foot radius immediately run towards you and take their shirts off, could ever convince me to vote for him.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Takuro Spirit
07/19/2014 at 14:48

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Poor feet, but yeah, I'm sure it was worth it.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Textured Soy Protein
07/19/2014 at 14:48

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:D

I ignore every local political race and haven't voted since I voted against Dubbya's reelection so I don't mean to either.


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Takuro Spirit
07/19/2014 at 15:51

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better to be behind vettes than horses ...


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > pdthedeuce
07/19/2014 at 16:02

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Told my kids the same thing I was told back in my marching band days "DON'T YOU BREAK RANK FOR ANYTHING. YOU SEE HORSE POOP ON THE ROAD YOU WALK RIGHT THROUGH IT DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO STEP OVER OR AROUND IT"

(actually just told them too watch out for horse poo)